01-03-2007, 01:45 PM
http://c5.zedo.com/jsc/c5/ff2.html?n=636...=300;h=250
Who thinks these slogans up??
"You flew 9000 miles to see elephants. One way or another, you're gonna see elephants. Image search: african elephants" wtf
"Congratulations, you're pregnant. Let's look at the next 9 months. Image search: maternity clothes" what: I'm pregnant
"When you can find 1 million images in 0.012 seconds, it's good to have a preview hover" 0.012 seconds: who are you kidding
"Sometimes you want directions, sometimes you want to push 20 pushpins into your screen" no I don't, seriously
... and they're just the first 4 after 4 refreshes - no wonder WLSearch's market share dropped by 12% last year
EDIT: saw another "great" one on another site:
"You finally took that big vacation to Africa, and got bit by a black mamba. Luckily, help is just a click away, with Live Search. Search: Antivenom" is it just me or if I was in Africa and I was bitten by a snake (or spider or whatever) my first reaction wouldn't be to search for something, it would be more along the lines of: oh shit, find me a doctor/guide who knows about this stuff, oh and look: there is no computer or internet access anyway
Who thinks these slogans up??
"You flew 9000 miles to see elephants. One way or another, you're gonna see elephants. Image search: african elephants" wtf
"Congratulations, you're pregnant. Let's look at the next 9 months. Image search: maternity clothes" what: I'm pregnant
"When you can find 1 million images in 0.012 seconds, it's good to have a preview hover" 0.012 seconds: who are you kidding
"Sometimes you want directions, sometimes you want to push 20 pushpins into your screen" no I don't, seriously
... and they're just the first 4 after 4 refreshes - no wonder WLSearch's market share dropped by 12% last year
EDIT: saw another "great" one on another site:
"You finally took that big vacation to Africa, and got bit by a black mamba. Luckily, help is just a click away, with Live Search. Search: Antivenom" is it just me or if I was in Africa and I was bitten by a snake (or spider or whatever) my first reaction wouldn't be to search for something, it would be more along the lines of: oh shit, find me a doctor/guide who knows about this stuff, oh and look: there is no computer or internet access anyway